Just prior to 2012, I plan to short the insurance companies.

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I just realized my high-school guidance counselor was right: Pinball skills don’t really pay off hugely later in life.

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Doing a 1.4-mile “fun run” this morning. Haven’t been working out for it, but definitely have been carbo-loading for past several years.

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The jokes stopped long ago, but the person who designed the standard packaging for the music CD was never caught and prosecuted.

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Since we got our bichon frise, our house has not been successfully attacked by even one squirrel (as far as we know).

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Everywhere today you see people wearing earphones. But they can’t ALL be security agents. Perhaps some are just listening to music?

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I just bought a $25 gift card with a $25 gift card from The $25 Gift Card Store.

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I don’t believe that Santa Clause has a workshop where he makes toys. But I do believe that he gives me toys every Christmas.

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Dunkin’ Donuts now sells tuna salad sandwiches — seems like “brand dissonance” to me. But I do like the idea of a tuna-salad filled donut.

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Vote for me as President in 2012, if you want to ensure a peaceful transition to Armaggedon.

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