You couldn’t pay me to accept money from you (if you were incapable of doing that)!

Crazy wife claims I’m an Internet addict and… hang on for a sec, I think the marriage counselor is asking me something. BRB.

FYI, “Santorum” is Latin for “disciple of Satan”

What did Charlie Sheen say about the NY Knicks? Linning!

The single greatest problem facing society today is illiteracy, and innumeracy.

Channing Tatum’s name is either Tatum Channing or Channing Tatum. Not sure which.

A music CD is essentially digital backup for a limited-number of MP3s that no one buys.

A book is essentially a nice printout of an ebook that you can purchase separately and put on a shelf.

Buying up sleeveless sweaters in anticipation of a President Santorum next January! You’ll have to come to ME if you want to rock the look.

Didn’t make it to the Super Bowl parade today for the NY Giants. But it’s OK. I’ll go next year.