According to my climate research, every time you comment on a Facebook post, it burns the equivalent of one hectare of Amazonian forest.

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Why purchase expensive tooth-whitening products or suffer uncomfortable dental visits when there’s a cheap, easy alternative: Liquid Paper.

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It’s wrong for well-meaning people to release tame doves, which never learned to survive on their own, directly into the vacuum of space.

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Tax tip for 2010: Arm yourself and go off-grid.

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I’ve never even met Tiger Woods.

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ALWAYS go with your gut reaction. Except when you shouldn’t.

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Bought a full-length mirror for the first time. Turns out I’ve been wearing shorts to work all these years.

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Most dogs lead honest lives.

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Just prior to 2012, I plan to short the insurance companies.

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