McCann.Org » Commentary http://mccann.wordpress.com Blog, or be blogged Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:04:42 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/19e32cd26b731af22fb87664b2caf07f?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png McCann.Org » Commentary http://mccann.wordpress.com ‘Seven Pounds’ must be a British-backed film http://mccann.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/seven-pounds-must-be-a-british-backed-film/ http://mccann.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/seven-pounds-must-be-a-british-backed-film/#comments Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:30:56 +0000 mccann http://mccann.wordpress.com/?p=67 ]]>

Cuz that’s about what the script is worth.

No, but seriously, the movie sends a clear message: Don’t check your email while driving.

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…So where’s MY bailout?

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The assassination attempt on Hitler fails.

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…been there, done that.

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…I accept only cheeseburgers as currency.

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I was abducted by aliens last night. I left home, and suddenly it’s morning. They call it “missing time.” Also missing: a fifth of scotch.

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You know what TOTALLY ROCKS?! An unstable structure resting on slats with a broad surface area at right angles to a moderately strong wind.

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The Internet kinda killed the fantasy of reuniting with an old flame or old pal. Turns out there usually was a reason you “lost touch”.

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When I’m wandering slowly and aimlessly down a crowded street while talking on my cellphone, no harm can befall me.

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I looked in the mirror and saw the back of my own head! WTF?! Then I realized I was standing right behind some guy at the urinal, and I quickly moved over to the sinks. Sorry, dude!

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