…So where’s MY bailout?
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It’s 2009 already…
January 4, 2009Spoiler Alert: ‘Valkyrie’
December 30, 2008The assassination attempt on Hitler fails.
I’m not interested in deja vu…
December 29, 2008…been there, done that.
In these troubled times…
October 27, 2008…I accept only cheeseburgers as currency.
Abductive Reasoning
October 4, 2008I was abducted by aliens last night. I left home, and suddenly it’s morning. They call it “missing time.” Also missing: a fifth of scotch.
Seriously, Dudes…
October 3, 2008You know what TOTALLY ROCKS?! An unstable structure resting on slats with a broad surface area at right angles to a moderately strong wind.
It Is Better to Have Loved and Lost.
October 3, 2008The Internet kinda killed the fantasy of reuniting with an old flame or old pal. Turns out there usually was a reason you “lost touch”.
Boy in a Bubble
October 3, 2008When I’m wandering slowly and aimlessly down a crowded street while talking on my cellphone, no harm can befall me.
Strange Mirror
September 15, 2007I looked in the mirror and saw the back of my own head! WTF?! Then I realized I was standing right behind some guy at the urinal, and I quickly moved over to the sinks. Sorry, dude!
‘Seven Pounds’ must be a British-backed film
January 4, 2009Cuz that’s about what the script is worth.
No, but seriously, the movie sends a clear message: Don’t check your email while driving.
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