Only two people have total operational freedom at Apple now: Jony Ive and me. But first, I need to find a way to get inside the building.

Nitroglycerin-impregnated porcelain bubble wrap. #BadBusinessModels

Tom Bombadil was known as “Eldest”. The Elves know me as “Suburban white dude in a minivan”.

Someday I’d like to write a mystery novel, even if the only mystery is how it got published.

Big day today: Just took the Spice, joining the Borg at 11am, and THEN heading to Mordor.