Archive for October, 2009

[This week's celebrity-guest blogger is Jon Gosselin! Take it away, Jon!] Hi. What’s up. I’m committed to making this work.

October 30, 2009

You can log out of Facebook anytime you like, but you can never leave.

October 25, 2009

Pod in Heaven, grant us peas.

October 25, 2009

I’m not a scientist, but it’s very important to rotate crops in Facebook’s Farmville; otherwise, monitor pixels become nutrient-depletient.

October 25, 2009

Volunteering to have my pay slashed upwards to no more than $500,000 per annum.

October 22, 2009

90% of the time, people on the street talking on cellphones – there’s no one on the other line. It’s all for show. True for me, anyway.

October 22, 2009

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October 22, 2009

90% of the time, people on the street talking on cellphones – there’s no one on the other line. It’s all for show. True for me, anyway.

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Y’know, there were actually two UFO-shaped Mylar balloons launched. But nobody believes it. Great views up here, though.

October 20, 2009

OK, A-Rod, I guess you can stay on the team. For now.

October 18, 2009

I’ve got an extra cross-country bus pass to follow Kate Gosselin on her book-signing tour — any takers? #textthatgetnoreply

October 17, 2009