Follow the simple principles of my spiritual program, and you too can have a “Mind Like Cheese” ™.

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Had the entire Google database implanted in my brain. I know everything now, although a lot of it is wrong or urban legend. So…no change.

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Just created a social network for anti-social people. It was easy: there’s no website, so you can’t join. But I still charge a small fee.

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I don’t have any trouble multi-tasking, because I order tasks sequentially, not synchronously. (You’re welcome.)

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Today I’m working remotely, NOT remotely working.

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Nothing in this world is so lost as email in my inbox more than two days old.

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I like the Kindle, but it’s too expensive to buy an ebook reader each time I want to read a book. I’ll just get the paperback, thank you.

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I heard the Scottish Justice Minister has released Bernie Madoff from prison on compassionate grounds.

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Capri pants for men: Should they be illegal in the United States?

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I don’t think I could ever be as excited about media personality Wendy Williams as she is.

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