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Archive for July, 2009
If I were a geneticist, I’d create graphite facial hair to speed up the morning shave by using a simple eraser.
July 29, 2009Saw “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”, but they didn’t see me.
July 28, 2009Posted via email from McCann
“The Cable Guy” is only 99c to rent on iTunes. That’s a much better price, but I still calculate they’d have to pay me approximately $60.
July 25, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Like all great art, my postings mean whatever you want them to mean.
July 23, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Sometimes I feel like I’m being watched. I wonder – could it be the 24-hour webcam harness I wear?
July 23, 2009Posted via email from McCann
I think Mankind will make it to the year 2020, but we won’t know for at least a decade.
July 23, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Sometimes it seems like someone is following me. Maybe it’s the recorded-footsteps loop I have playing from my backpack speaker?
July 23, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Want to feel organized and have less to do? Carry a notepad and write tasks as they occur to you. Then, rip out the page and throw it away.
July 22, 2009Posted via email from McCann
