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Archive for May, 2009
Finally saw “Star Trek” and yes, Sylar is Spock, haha, except it really IS Sylar! We must flee this Quadrant. Now.
May 27, 2009Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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I ride my Segway everywhere, but I STILL don’t lose weight!
May 25, 2009Posted via email from McCann
I signed up my dogs for an “English as a Second Language” course, but it didn’t help. Their accents are still extremely thick.
May 25, 2009Posted via email from McCann
When cheerleaders say, “We can’t HEAR you!”, I don’t believe it. I think they CAN hear us the first time.
May 25, 2009Posted via email from McCann
If you change your name to Not Released, you’ll always have some media privacy if you get into trouble – eg, “His name was Not Released.” (The capital letters might give it away, tho.)
May 22, 2009Posted via email from McCann
To solve its financial problems, California should be split into two: the State of Northern California & Other Bits, and the Empire of King Andrew Le Magnifique.
May 20, 2009Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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I became a multi-millionaire online! Email me all of your money to find out how I did it!
May 16, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Even Jesus had a mom.
May 10, 2009Posted via email from McCann
Winning is for those unable to come up with excuses.
May 9, 2009Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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